Encouraging Quotes by Chris Rock

Encouraging quotes the by the two time Emmy award winning actor and comedian Chris Rock

Chris Rock
Chris Rock –¬†Gallery
  • “Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.”

  • “Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy.”

  • “You can only offend me if you mean something to me.”

  • “When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they’re crazy, because ‘sacrifice’ infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.”

  • “It’s like, hmm, there’s people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don’t have insurance. People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.”

  • “I’ll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.”

  • “I’ve seen women who don’t have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.”

  • “Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.”

  • “Jokes rot. They’re not like songs. I always envy singers – Sting is always going to sing ‘Roxanne’. But people want to hear new jokes. I’ve written jokes as good as ‘Roxanne’, I believe. But I can’t tell them again.”

  • “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”

  • “The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren’t rich were paying for their hair. When you’re in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebody’s paying five grand for a weave, that’s a bit much.”

  • “Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people.”

  • “I have my own demons and dark moods. It’s weird.”

  • “I don’t get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there’s no rehab for stupidity.”

  • “Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn’t have any innocent bystanders.”

  • “The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.”

  • “I think my best work is when I’m kind of in charge.”

Summary
Encouraging Quotes by Chris Rock
Article Name
Encouraging Quotes by Chris Rock
Description
Chris Rock (born February 7, 1965) is an American actor, comedian, voice artist, director, writer, and producer.
Author
Publisher Name
Encouraging Quotes
Publisher Logo

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Time limit is exhausted. Please reload CAPTCHA.