Encouraging Quotes by Tim Allen

Encouraging Quotes by the original Tool Man Tim Allen.

Tim Allen
Tim Allen
  • “My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.”

  • “The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.”

  • “I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.”

  • “Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.”

  • “I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.”

  • “I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar… I’d pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I’d go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did.”

  • “Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.”

  • “I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.”

  • “Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.”

  • “Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they’re fun, they do things together, they’re best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.”

  • “In the last three years of racing I’ve met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it’s the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn’t have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.”

  • “I have a thing for tools.”

  • “Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.”

  • “I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.”

  • “Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.”

  • “I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?”

  • “You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.”

  • “In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.”

  • “When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.”

  • “While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.”

  • “I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.”

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