Encouraging Quotes by Woody Allen

Encouraging Quotes by Woody Allen, and actor, comedian, and filmmaker.

Woody Allen
Woody Allen
  • “The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have.”

  • “I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

  • “I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”

  • “In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”

  • “Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.”

  • “The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”

  • “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

  • “Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.”

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